You smoke cigars in the house?
You must be single.
Unfortunately, peeing into a toilet produces a fine mist that coats everything around. Tests have been done where toothbrushes and other surfaces in the bathroom were covered with urea when a man lived there. When no men were around, there was none. When I pee with shorts on, I can feel it om my legs, so I started peeing sitting (when I was a kid, the taunt was “you have to squat to pee). Also, when you get my age it takes forever to pee.