Uh huh. Let me guess. “Requires extensive experience in all of the following: ABC.1, MumboJumbo Ver 3, DEFG Protocol Package, BlungeScript, XYZZY 2.3 or later, Java Lotus Framework with Security Package 3, Wifi 802.11, Mil-Spec 3.376, HTMLTP TimeWaster 5.0, Leibnitz Protocol Development System...”
Exactly, PHP was probably the primary language but the idiots running the IT department tossed in a bunch of unknown technologies then claimed they couldn’t find anyone. Fact is, as a CIO I would toss out the door any manager that failed to hire the appropriate level of resources as that is a sign of their incompetence and not just in hiring.