Q: Did You know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
A: Yes, they found his ‘Head and Shoulders’ behind the couch.
Q: Why did Nirvana stop doing press conferences?
A: Because Kurt was always shooting his mouth off...
Q. What does a whale and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A. They both have holes in their heads
Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: With a dust buster.
Q: Why doesn’t Kurt Cobain ever drive?
A: Cause he’d rather just ride shotgun.
Q: What colour were Kurt Cobain’s eyes?
A: Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way!)
Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him!
Q: What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain’s mind when he shot himself?
A: His teeth.
Q: What was Kurt Cobain’s greatest release?
A: The safety button
Q: What was Kurt Cobain’s last hit?
A: The floor
Q: What does Kurt Cobain want for Christmas?
A: His two front teeth.
Q: What would Kurt Cobain do if he were here right now?
A: Stink!
I wish you lived next door to me! We’d have a ball. Sick, but memorable.
Q: Why did Kurt Coburn shoot himself?
A: He finally listened to Courtney’s music clean and sober.