My older brother made me mad one day so I loosened the nuts that held the front tire of his bicycle on. I then challenged him to a wheelie contest on the newly paved road in front of our house. Needless to say when he popped a wheelie his front tire came off. When the bike came down it threw him over the handle bars, skidding down the road. Well the road rash messed him up really bad. What I didn’t know at the time was my younger brother saw me loosening those nuts on his bike and told our mother. I had to pick out my own switch from the tree out back twice. Once for my mother and then again when my dad got home. I stood up for about a week before taking a seat again.
Oh, man - thank you! I needed a laugh, that sounds like something I would have pulled.