Geezuz, you cannot blame the clerk for looking the other way on this crime...........
Can't really blame the woman for her lack of fashion sense, since *everybody* in the fashion world constant heaps praise on Muchelle's plumage.
Or, perhaps the woman thought that she could get away with what the lady in this old joke got away with:
A Roll Of The Dice
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady wearing a huge fur coat walked in and asked if she could bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
The dealers said yes and were happy to oblige.
She then said, "I hope you don't mind, but I'll feel much luckier if I take off my coat." With that, she took off her coat and was completely naked!
The men looked her up and down as she picked up one knee, rolled the dice from underneath that leg, and yelled, "Come on baby, come on!"
She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling "YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!"
With that, she picked up her winnings and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, "What the heck did she roll anyway?"
The second dealer answered, "I don't know. I thought you were paying attention!"
Well, get away with it, in reverse, anyways...
Took words out of my mouth. I was thinking that you can’t unsee things. This is certainly a girl I don’t want to see too much off. Bottomless, sheesh, no thanks........