[Maceman]

Given the right conditions, I’d eat a Milk Bone. Yes I would.

I used to occasionally sample Milk Bones in a vain attempt to figure out what my dog could possibly like about them.

They didn't taste bad, exactly, but they were really dry and a lot of work to get down. I certainly wouldn't do any tricks or obey any commands in order to get one.

Then again, if it would get me laid . . . well I still wouldn't do it. But I would have 20 years ago.

[Domandred]

For future reference beggin strips might smell like bacon, but they don’t taste like bacon, much to my dismay