[ltc8k6]

Total stupidity, but apparently okay for CNN...

[Netz]

Christian Amampor is gasping for breath and shifting her head angle rapidly as she tries to explain how UFOs sent by Elvis, locked onto the jet just as the USS Enterprise, (still commanded by William Shatner) tried to beam the entire aircraft up.

Scotty complained that there wasn't enough Impulse power and the dylithium crystals were to weak to track the craft.

The US, in a snap decision, decided to divert the craft to Area 54 where a very elderly JFK is waiting to greet the passangers.

[onedoug]

CNN up for yet another week.

‘Watson? The simulator....’

[caww]

Good way to keep the people distracted and occupied....milking the story for all it’s worth because IT hasn’t died yet. Keeps the public engaged with CNN...especially if they’re the only one reporting it.

Bottom line..profit...and cnn hasn’t been doing so well.

[chiefqc]

I wonder if the two people who watch this show even believe it or as usual were to busy doing their favorite pastime activity, picking heir nose.