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To: GladesGuru
Saudi Family Picnic

(1) Dad drives to market to pick out a young camel, goat, or sheep, etc.
(2) Place live animal in back of SUV, or pick-up truck.
(3) Select participants. Select wife or wives (aka "cousins"), offspring, guests, etc.
(4) Drive out into desert.
(5) Build large fire. Pitch tent, spread rugs.
(6) Slaughter animal from step (1). Machete, axe, pistol.
(7) Skin, dress, and cook animal and serve on platters of rice cooked in oil and fat as described, vegetables, fruit, etc. It's called Kapsa
(8) Sit around fire eat with the right hand only, exchange witticisms. Pray at appropriate times.
(9) Make coffee by lightly roasting green beans, coarsely grind, and boil in water.

The Saudis LOVE picnics. One can be in the remotest part of the country and be surrounded by 65 year-old motor oil cans, the remains of many campfires, the remains of the animals cooked, plastic, metal, cloth, paper including TP, tin cans, bottles, old tires, shattered crockery, junked and wrecked vehicles and parts, etc. Except that it is dry and sandy or rocky, one might as well be picnicking on an abandoned empty lot in Detroit. It takes forever for any trash to decompose in this climate.

53 posted on 04/06/2014 9:12:37 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( The Republican Party is very sick . Hold all contributions until we see who picks up the patient..)
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To: Kenny Bunk

” It takes forever for any trash to decompose in this climate.”

You have just explained how Islam has managed to survive as long as it has.


55 posted on 04/07/2014 7:02:13 AM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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