[a fool in paradise]

Beans... beans... the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!

[Doomonyou]

Beans... beans... the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot!

The more you toot, the better you feel,

So lets have beans for every meal!

[crazycatlady]

My mother tought me to soak them before cooking, then discard the soaking water. Helps some.