[humblegunner]

I been out here for like nine years now...

Longest. Camping trip. Ever.

[onedoug]

With the proper clothing, and a copy of the 1965 "Boy Scout Handbook", you betchya.

I envy you, hg. I've got my eye on my dream place yet.

'Go east young man.'(Hat tip to Wrong Way Horace)

[Ditter]

I already have mosquitoes in my back yard, how about you?

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“I been out here for like nine years now...
Longest. Camping trip. Ever.”

You have internet...which means you have other things that is not the ordinary camping trip. And you have been out there for like nine years now...

Give us a break...

[Eaker]

This guy needed a guide to survive for 24 hours?

It is certainly a good thing there wasn’t a roving band of Brownies out throat punching people or he would clearly be dead.