Those boats aren’t “parked on the beach”. They were left in the water at high tide, and the picture was taken at low tide.
I can’t find any mushrooms in any of the pictures. What are you talking about? Had you, by chance, eaten a few mushrooms yourself before posting?
LOL. High tide/low tide? You expect me to believe that the oceans going up and down like someone’s pulling the plug and then refilling it.
FReepmail me your address and Elvis and I will pick you up on our UFO. We’re heading out to see Nessie.