[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Dude, it's a joke. Relax.

Except that it isn't.

I am really getting tired of people bossing other people around and then when someone stands up to them pretending like it was suppose to be a joke.

I don't like ranch on pizza.

But I would bring in the biggest bottle I could find and plop it on the table in front of me just because the guy is being a jerk about it.

And I would loan it to anyone who asked.

Get over yourselves and stop trying to control people.

Thank you.

[Cyber Liberty]

“Oh, you want to give away for free what I charge $1,000 for? How special. Please allow me to show you what the outside of my restaurant looks like. Wait, let me get your picture so I can post it at the door so nobody ever allows your obnoxious ass in again.”

It’s his property, and you think you can tell him what he can allow? Not very well thought out, property-rights wise.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Most restaurants don't let you bring your own food in.

If I were the owner of this restaurant I might let you bring in the bottle of Ranch, but then I would charge you a $1000 corkage fee to open it and pour it on your pizza.