This security guard now has a medical condition so he can get a "doctor's perscription" for some wacky tobacky ...
To: DogByte6RER; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Daffynition; GeronL
His foot wouldn't stop barking.
2 posted on
03/16/2014 4:39:48 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: DogByte6RER
Using the merchandise on company time?
3 posted on
03/16/2014 4:43:39 PM PDT by
rdl6989
To: DogByte6RER
I can just see thousands of kids in a snatch and grab wiping out a wacko tobacco store.
To: DogByte6RER
Wrong weapon. It had to be a Glock.
To: DogByte6RER
Do they have a volcano there, or other vape system? They can put vapors in the air.
7 posted on
03/16/2014 4:47:25 PM PDT by
DBrow
To: DogByte6RER
To: DogByte6RER
10 posted on
03/16/2014 4:54:45 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: DogByte6RER
Did they have to call a toe truck?
11 posted on
03/16/2014 4:59:50 PM PDT by
umgud
(2A can't survive dem majorities)
To: DogByte6RER
"Hold muh bong and watch this . . . "
12 posted on
03/16/2014 5:00:13 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: DogByte6RER
Apparently he didn’t get the memo that “shooting yourself in the foot” is supposed to be a metaphor.
13 posted on
03/16/2014 5:04:55 PM PDT by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: DogByte6RER
I wondered what that DEA agents’ new gig was.
15 posted on
03/16/2014 5:15:03 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
To: DogByte6RER
desperate for some weed....
16 posted on
03/16/2014 5:18:24 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DogByte6RER
Al Gore salutes this brave wounded security guard.
17 posted on
03/16/2014 5:26:21 PM PDT by
xp38
To: DogByte6RER
“A medical marijuana dispensary guard shot himself in the foot for unknown reasons”
I can make an educated guess: one toke over the line.
18 posted on
03/16/2014 5:29:04 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: DogByte6RER
"I saw five stubby worm-like objects wiggling at the end of my foot, who ignored my instructions to stop resisting. They left me no choice but to fire."
20 posted on
03/16/2014 6:29:18 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
To: DogByte6RER
Why do you think they call it “Dope”?
22 posted on
03/16/2014 7:15:25 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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