You should not break into a man’s house in the middle of the night and then get into bed with his daughter while he’s sleeping under the same roof. When you do that, you risk being shot and killed as an intruder and a rapist.
Never a good plan. Daddy’s home, kid drops pants, Dad drops hammer.
Isn't it so that in the olden days, a smitten swain would serenade his beloved outside her bedroom window? (see The Magnificent Ambersons)
The most the boy could expect is a raised window and bucket of cold water, perhaps. No gunfire.
“You should not break into a man’s house in the middle of the night and then get into bed with his daughter while he’s sleeping under the same roof. When you do that, you risk being shot and killed as an intruder and a rapist.”
Indeed. I always waited until my high school girlfriend’s parents were out of town before we did anything like that. Just had to make sure not to wake her younger brother and sister and get ratted out.