[mc5cents]

Q. Following the autopsy (actually Necropsy), What did the scientists have to say about the 9,000 year old Bison?

A. Man, this steak is TOUGH!

That was because they forgot to use a crock pot and slow cook it instead of a skillet. Duh

[Two Kids' Dad]

Sautéed in mammoth lard and topped with a poached dodo egg.