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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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From
sodpoodleUSMC Best Joke of the Year
A Marine squad was scouting north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left-wing Commie who isnt even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:49:01 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:50:58 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Works for me...
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:51:51 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:52:46 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
To: Lucky9teen
FRIDAY....and its above freezing here
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:53:51 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:55:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:56:03 AM PST
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Lucky9teen
Top Ten!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:56:37 AM PST
by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: Yorlik803
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:57:49 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Valentine's Day!
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:58:04 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
Biden is a Silliness Thread, in and of himself. LOL!
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:58:22 AM PST
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Monkey Face
(Absinthe makes the heart grow fondue. ~~ Darksheare and NoCmpromiz)
To: eCSMaster; All
Smile! You are loved!
Happy Valentines Day FReeper FRiends!!
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posted on
02/14/2014 4:59:12 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
02/14/2014 5:01:18 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentines day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.355? To figure out how old this line is, I will need to consult with an astronomical physicist to determine what the rate of decay in the Earth's orbit that would equate to this author's 356 day year.
Happy Frid-alentine's-day.
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posted on
02/14/2014 5:01:38 AM PST
by
GreenAccord
(Bacon Akbar)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/14/2014 5:01:52 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
HOHOHOHO HOHOHOHO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Thanks, You made my Day!
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/14/2014 5:04:25 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
Good morning, and Happy V-Day!
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
02/14/2014 5:11:56 AM PST
by
Shimmer1
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