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To: nascarnation

“Comcast: where ideology trumps profits”

All that is lacking is Michelle O with a weather rock.


26 posted on 02/10/2014 6:15:31 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

For those Freepers who wonder, “What is a weather rock?”

If the rock is wet, it’s raining.
If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.
If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.
If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.
If the rock is not visible, it is foggy.
If the rock is white, it is snowing.
If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.
If the ice is thick, it’s a heavy frost.
If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.
If the rock is under water, there is a flood.
If the rock is warm, it is sunny.
If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.
If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.
If the rock has white splats on it, watch out for birds.


27 posted on 02/10/2014 6:19:08 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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To: stars & stripes forever
Vivian Brown always reminded me a bit of MooseChelle


28 posted on 02/10/2014 6:19:54 PM PST by nascarnation (I'm hiring Jack Palladino to investigate Baraq's golf scores.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

I install DirecTV. Yes. Part time cable guy!


29 posted on 02/10/2014 6:22:46 PM PST by Michigan Bowhunter (Patriots needed!)
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