Posted on 02/09/2014 3:26:13 PM PST by nickcarraway
Arguably the most important film that debuted at this year’s Berlin International Film Festival is Zombeavers, a campy horror-comedy about a group of hot and horny teens that heads to a cabin in the woods, only to have their vacation cut short by undead beavers. In this new trailer for Zombeavers, we’re reminded of a lot of the simple things in life, like how beaver is also a euphemism for vagina and douchebags always die first in horror movies. Watch this incredible trailer now and let me know if you were as happy as I was when the guy who wore a beanie cap while swimming in a lake meets his demise.
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A definite Oscar Winner.
Men sometimes make the oddest requests.
Starring Ron Jeremy...
AMC missed this story.
“Zombeavers: Dentata of the Dead”. Coming soon to a theater near you. (This film has not been rated.)
definitely some nominations in store
Probably going to be better then most of the big budget films this year. At least it will make us laugh and not fall asleep.
If they wanted to swim they should have went to the Y.
oscar winner or not, I might have to skip this one heh.
On my days off I’m a zombeaver hunter.
Not sure if those beavers were zombies cause they kinda just laid there, didn’t move around much.
Well, the production value looks better than “Sharknado.” And, the girls are better looking (Tara Reid looked tore up from the floor up in ‘nado.)
NOTHING will ever beat “Poultrygeist”
“You’ll all be dammed!” Nice!
Hollywierd will spend who knows how much on crap like this and then try to holier-than-thou us into “saving world hunger” or some other persistent human-nature caused condition.
Why don’t they take the money they spent on this idiocy and spend it on their pet cause and then leave the rest of us alone? I’d take that deal.
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