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To: Loyalist

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest one sat the back that are killed first This natural s election is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

14 posted on 01/17/2014 12:42:58 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

One of the best sitcom bits of all time!


39 posted on 01/17/2014 1:50:14 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: 1rudeboy

http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2013/03/alcohol-does-not-kill-brain-cells/


46 posted on 01/17/2014 2:47:23 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot (Science is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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