Kiefer is available! Must love alcohol or at least be ready to drive home from various drinking holes. Valid CA drivers license mandatory. Prefer woman who doesn’t mind being called “Mrs Jack Bauer” by paparazzi and reporters. Prefer women in flats, or small of stature. Accepting of communist relatives.
Let’s all dream, shall we? Let’s dream that just ONE night on AI, the songs are ALL patriotic and in honor of the men and women who serve.......(Yeah, I can see you laughing so hard you are wetting your pants ...but......I can’t help thinking how nice that would be....but not in this era of liberal entitlement pukes!!..) OH well....back to our regular programming......on the “It’s all about ME” channel......