“Where’s Mall Ninja, with his sniper rifle, when you need him?
I’d volunteer for the job. Heck, I’d pay for the privilege. We could draw for a tag, just like hunting elk in Montana.
I wonder, what weapon would you choose?”
This actually a question of economics.
If the permit is no limit, no minimum, and any sex - then obviously a belt fed weapon, or Saiga-12 with lots of drums.
However, if there were strict limits on the number of Urban Ferals or if the cost was per Urban Feral, the size of ones purse would dictate the answer.
In any case, be aware that in all likelihood, “She Who Must Be Obeyed” will say “You are NOT taking that thing to the taxidermist!”
Not to worry. Those things are too ugly to mount.