left you someone nice under the tree...Cackalacky chiggerizes the Hawklets
Bangles drum the Ratbirds
Godlets plague the Texicans
Dolts stampede the Kittens
Tunasnappers down the Planes
Biqueens tame the Lyins
Midgets crawl all over the Dreadskins
Stealers turdburgle the Stains
The Spares squeak it out on the Fudgepackers
Crankhos snort all over the Gayders
Cheatriots snap the Brims
Taints on top of the Buggerers
Whiners wear out the Redjays
Cheaps short the Alternators
Squacks peck the Rams off the cliff
Cattlehumpers choke the Chickens
dude--
around here on naughty Christmas presents--
in.. 
line.
like the rest of us!
are tied--