[apillar]

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

[rarestia]

The only “pampering” to which I’ve acquiesced is a mani/pedi. I am prone to ingrown nails and have infections in my toes and fingers to the point that one doctor even suggested removal of the nail altogether. Since I’ve been getting my nails done every other week, I no longer having those issues.

I think the waxing and the shaving of body parts below the neck and the tanning are ridiculous personally, but sometimes a little “primping” is helpful to maintain the health of the body. Another good example: massage. I used to never partake, but I definitely lift more and run faster after an hour massage than I do just letting the body “rest.”

[444Flyer]

Send them to see these guys. They'll know what to do!