[ToastedHead]

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

“Yes, because you are getting fat, because you are getting old.”

See? Simple. Easy. Comforting, like an old tshirt. You are a treasure in a world full of girly men who buy Nivea For Men shave products.

[BenLurkin]

Comforting, like an old tshirt.

And every bit as much on the bubble. 8^)