Crowbar, Gordon Freeman style.
He let me get within whack distance before he broke and bolted last time.
Of course the peta nuts would go berserk over it.
Your neighbors wouldn't call them, so why would you bother telling them? Just gut it, skin it, and start going through the phone book calling anyone with a Vietnamese or Thai last name and offer them some free range dog meat free...
I hear that it's really hard to get dog meat in your part of Lilemperor Cuomo's fiefdom..