I'm so helpful.
1 posted on
11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by
Lazamataz
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2 posted on
11/04/2013 8:13:29 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze.....
3 posted on
11/04/2013 8:13:43 PM PST by
Paladin2
To: Lazamataz
It’s a variation of the old: “Shut up”, he explained.
4 posted on
11/04/2013 8:14:47 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(21st century. I'm not a fan.)
To: Lazamataz
You have explained the puke emanating from the 0bammunist Regime perfectly.
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8 posted on
11/04/2013 8:19:04 PM PST by
The Mayor
(Honesty means never having to look over your shoulder.)
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9 posted on
11/04/2013 8:19:32 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lazamataz
Problem for Zero, YouTube and the internet. It’s all recorded.
To: Lazamataz
We only want to help the president.
11 posted on
11/04/2013 8:20:03 PM PST by
RichInOC
(Palin 2016: The Perfect Storm.)
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Didn't you hear, Laz? The department of edumacation has recalled every dictionary in print, due to the fact that the definition of "period" is inaccurate.
As we all know, "period" actually means "as long as the health insurance plan is government approved, and if there are no changes to the plan whatsoever, not even a price or copayment increase of $5. And if the Obama regime thinks of anything else, that is part of the definition of the word 'period' too."
Mark
15 posted on
11/04/2013 8:27:44 PM PST by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: Lazamataz
OBA(R.E.M.)MA:
“That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spot-light. Losing my insurance. Oh no I lied too much. I haven’t lied enough.”
To: Lazamataz
Yes, Laz you are helpful. :-) If Mr Obama’s lips are moving, guaranteed he’s lying.
18 posted on
11/04/2013 8:33:34 PM PST by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: Lazamataz
“What I said was, ‘If you lick your healthy crab pans, you can key Pitt.’”
To: Lazamataz
Ooooh, deep breaths, Gina, deep breaths. Spot-on, Laz!
21 posted on
11/04/2013 8:39:04 PM PST by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Lazamataz
If you like your current plan, go f*** yourself, you will take what you’re given.
Take it and shut yer yap peasant!
PEASANT!
22 posted on
11/04/2013 8:39:56 PM PST by
glock rocks
(Wasn't prohibition the "Law of the land?" Wasn't "the earth is flat" proven science? Charlatans!)
To: Lazamataz
“I said, ‘If ukulele help land, Yukon pee kit.’”
To: Lazamataz
Laz, you magnificent bastard.
To: Lazamataz
Any lie little barry bastard boy-king tells will do. He never intended to improve healthcare, only wrench it into government directed ONLY. The Cloward-Piven strategy writ large across merika .. so large that the average citizen cannot comprehend it and its goal.
26 posted on
11/04/2013 8:45:21 PM PST by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: Lazamataz
Thank you Laz you just made me really miss Jimmah Carter.
27 posted on
11/04/2013 8:45:49 PM PST by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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>
I'm so helpful. Me too... here's the video collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUpJDzyRnY
> If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze.....
No, no, no, "If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze, unless she changes her mind, in which case, tough Shiite, she lied, oh well."
28 posted on
11/04/2013 8:46:20 PM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Lazamataz
Lol! By January the “unspoken but implied” extension to the original quote will be a 45 minute speech.
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