[Henry Hnyellar]

I thought all women tennis players were lesbians. Or was that female golfers...

[mozarky2]

I volunteered at the LPGA event here in Arkansas a few years ago. Hole marshall...
Lemme tell ya, I never saw so many bulldykes in one place in all my life! Stacy Lewis’ entourage the dykiest!
That being said, there were also some smokin’ hot babes on the course, i.e., Natalie Gulbis, Paula Creamer, to name just a few. Christina Kim is a b***h; Morgan Pressel is a sweetheart and a great ambassador for the game. The Korean girls and their entourages were very friendly, but their caddies were protective to the point of obnoxiousness.
Natalie G.-very friendly and accommodating. Paula, OTOH, was VERY moody. Nice at times, but other times biting the heads off of the volunteers. N.G. and P.C. both had open carry armed security.
I had a great time, all in all. Best time to be at an LPGA event is on a practice day, normally Tuesday. They’ll pose for pictures, engage in conversation, etc...BUT, when the tournament begins, don’t even make eye contact!

[Gamecock]

I thought all women tennis players were lesbians.

I am happy to report to you that my wife, a former NCAA D-1 tennis player who participated in the Olympic trials, is not a lesbian.