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To: Kickass Conservative

That dog was a cheapo MRI himself. The patient would lie on the grass with arms outstretched and the dog would walk about the outside of his body. He would alert at any locations where he detected cancer. He was right nearly all of the time. Beats lying in a tube listening to the MRI go thump, thump, thump.


49 posted on 08/09/2013 11:09:35 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Yea, I've heard about that.

We had a Family acquaintance who had a Dog that could detect when their Daughter would have a Epileptic Seizure. The Dog would literally jump in the girls lap a moment before it happened. Pretty Bizarre stuff.

50 posted on 08/09/2013 11:14:31 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (They can follow the Communist, I'll follow the Constitution...)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, Polly has passed
away.”

The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably ...dead.”

He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried. “$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!”

The vet shrugged. “If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?”


51 posted on 08/09/2013 11:43:34 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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