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Mutilated Cows Found at Missouri Farm, Police Not Ruling Out the Possibility of Aliens
stlouis ^ | July 30, 2013 6:05 PM

Posted on 08/01/2013 7:55:52 PM PDT by chessplayer

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To: SIDENET
I only take the anus and leave.

AAAARGH matey hes a butt pirate

21 posted on 08/01/2013 8:16:31 PM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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To: Ditter

Buzzards remove the organs with surgical precision and no sign of bleeding out by the cow? Okay...


22 posted on 08/01/2013 8:18:41 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: chessplayer

Have they at least ruled out George Zimmerman?


23 posted on 08/01/2013 8:18:43 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: Mom MD

It is, earlier related thread here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3049560/posts


24 posted on 08/01/2013 8:20:14 PM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: Rodamala; chessplayer

25 posted on 08/01/2013 8:20:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I aim to raise a million plus for Gov. Palin. What'll you do?.)
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To: bigheadfred

LOL.


26 posted on 08/01/2013 8:21:23 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: GSP.FAN
“Mexicans?

Hey! My family is from Mexico Missouri!

27 posted on 08/01/2013 8:22:12 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I'm so conservative I won't even wear progressive bifocals.)
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To: Ditter

Aliens aside, can you tell me where the critters went to med school to learn how to gnaw with surgical precision? Cuz I really wanna know.


28 posted on 08/01/2013 8:22:28 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: BreezyDog

Buzzards remove the organs with surgical precision and no sign of bleeding out by the cow? Okay...


Apparently. Mighty talented buzzards. lol


29 posted on 08/01/2013 8:22:55 PM PDT by chessplayer
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To: DocRock

“George Bush did it!”


30 posted on 08/01/2013 8:27:12 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (E)
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To: chessplayer

Chinese medicine practitioner getting his supplies for less than wholesale?


31 posted on 08/01/2013 8:30:10 PM PDT by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with brute force, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: Rodamala
In before the History Channel Alien Guy.

"You rang?"


32 posted on 08/01/2013 8:31:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Ditter

With surgical precision?


33 posted on 08/01/2013 8:33:11 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

They went to medical school for a few weeks in Mexico.


34 posted on 08/01/2013 8:33:36 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: jmacusa

I knew there was a rational answer ;)


35 posted on 08/01/2013 8:34:11 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: chessplayer

” had their tongues removed along with their udders, anus, reproductive organs, and ears”

Maybe they were sent a text from Anthony Weiner and this is the result?


36 posted on 08/01/2013 8:35:31 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just wanted to say I hope you great NSA folks are enjoying my posts here.)
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To: Valpal1

Its actually small parasites similar to gnawing flies. There will be hundreds of them attracted to the dead animals and they eat the easiest parts first.they leave very clean chew lines. Much like some insect damage to leaves. Has been studied a lot but somehow media just never taketime to research that fact.


37 posted on 08/01/2013 8:35:35 PM PDT by Deathtomarxists (hillary's cankles smiled at me)
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To: chessplayer

I have noticed a precipitous drop in the price of cow anus soup lately.


38 posted on 08/01/2013 8:39:30 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Everyone should pay taxes. Everyone should pay the same rate.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Either that or they’re like Rodney Dangerfields doctor. “I told my doctor, “Hey Doc, every morning I wake up I look in the mirror and I get sick! “Whats the matter with me?’’. He said “I don’t know but your eyes sights perfect’’. “No respect I tell ya!’’.


39 posted on 08/01/2013 8:40:53 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: chessplayer

I saw a walking stick made from a bull’s talleywacker in Sportsman’s Guide.
They must be Aliens. I should inform the authorities.
Oh. I just did. Get on this, NSA!


40 posted on 08/01/2013 8:41:44 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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