Why was the pencil in the toilet?
It was a #2.
posted on 06/21/2013 6:10:50 AM PDT
(When someone points at the moon, don't stare at his finger.)
Scotty looks into the toilet and says “Aye, that’s a captain’s log, all right!”
posted on 06/21/2013 6:27:02 AM PDT
by Izzy Dunne
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posted on 06/21/2013 6:54:18 AM PDT
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Obama was on the other side.
posted on 06/21/2013 7:44:26 AM PDT
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