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Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost

I’m in!


51 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:49 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Mouton
is that some indication of mental illness

The naked spiritual quest is a sign that she's a democrat, so she's mentally ill, but I don't think the eyes tell us anything unless all of her pictures look like that.

52 posted on 06/11/2013 10:52:54 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: zeestephen

53 posted on 06/11/2013 10:53:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: C. Edmund Wright
I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....

Don't know whether to laugh or cringe!

54 posted on 06/11/2013 10:53:49 AM PDT by Envisioning (It's the Jihad, stupid......)
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To: Envisioning

yes


55 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:24 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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To: zeestephen

“Darkness Falls” X Files 1X19.


56 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:25 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: zeestephen

Five million years of evolution and we have to go learn the whole Death By Exposure thing all over again...


57 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:49 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: laplata

I’m thinking Halloween male. Looks too happy to be liberal.


58 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:22 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: MrEdd

More like don’t feed the wolf and two foxes...if you get my drift.


59 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:39 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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To: varyouga
There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters....

Their disadvantage to that of mine is that I would bring my beer cooler.

60 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:50 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: cuban leaf
Her legs could still be pretty furry, though.

If she's alive, she's probably suffering from a massive dose of bug bites, stings, scratches that will soon be infected, and poison ivy to the point where leg hair no longer matters.

61 posted on 06/11/2013 10:55:56 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Oberon
It wasn't Helen Thomas, was it?!?

It couldn't have been her. If it was, the animals would have stampeded out of the forest with a look of horror on their faces.

62 posted on 06/11/2013 10:56:10 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: riri
Seriously, WTF is wrong with women today? Whackos.

i know! i would die before i donned a fanny pack... eww!

63 posted on 06/11/2013 10:57:07 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: zeestephen

Never crossed her mind...I may die from this happy crap!


64 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: zeestephen

If she looks anything like the women that participate in Vermont’s nude bicycle races; you do NOT want pictures.


65 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:29 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: zeestephen

Next headline...Naked Search Party looks for Naked Woman...


66 posted on 06/11/2013 11:00:15 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Irenic

LOL He would know how to take care of himself in the woods, too.


67 posted on 06/11/2013 11:00:19 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: Mouton
Looks like one eye is open more than the other...is that some indication of mental illness?

I hope not. I have a droopy eyelid m'self.

68 posted on 06/11/2013 11:01:38 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

If you smell fish..you are getting close...


69 posted on 06/11/2013 11:03:56 AM PDT by Youngman542012
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To: latina4dubya

I have an old fanny pack on the handle bars of my bike so I have a place to put my phone and garage door opener. Even back in the day I carried it, never ever wore it. ewwwww
It got retired when they finally came out with small purses with wrist straps.


70 posted on 06/11/2013 11:04:29 AM PDT by sheana
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To: zeestephen

The Bride of Bigfoot


71 posted on 06/11/2013 11:06:30 AM PDT by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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To: who knows what evil?
Nude bike races???....GAAK!
72 posted on 06/11/2013 11:07:20 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

That’s a troubling image...without doubt....LOL


73 posted on 06/11/2013 11:08:21 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise

Putting on a fanny pack was a mistake. All tourist advisories warn against carrying fanny packs, as they are easy for pickpockets to strip.


74 posted on 06/11/2013 11:08:55 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nascarnation

That bike seat has a BIG responsibility...


75 posted on 06/11/2013 11:11:51 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

michael moore-on pedaling to work perhaps??


76 posted on 06/11/2013 11:11:54 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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To: God luvs America

Moore would need a ding dong on a stick in front of him...


77 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: zeestephen

Is the search party going in with or without clothes???


78 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:27 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Rannug
"When I'm running around naked in the forest all day, I need Super Protection...."


79 posted on 06/11/2013 11:13:57 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Revolting cat!
I was expecting to see a lot more pics on this thread.

Here is one just for the fun of it.


80 posted on 06/11/2013 11:14:39 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: zeestephen

I try to pound a simple fact into my daughter’s heads:
Stupid. Girls. Die.
A few episodes of any “cold case” type true tv show usually gets the point across.


81 posted on 06/11/2013 11:15:21 AM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Uncle Chip
Is the search party going in with or without clothes wine???

Fixed it...

82 posted on 06/11/2013 11:16:23 AM PDT by IrishPennant (Excuse me...Here's your nose. I found it in my business....agian!)
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To: Phlap
Here is another relevant picture!
83 posted on 06/11/2013 11:17:04 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: MrEdd
Don’t feed the bears bare.
84 posted on 06/11/2013 11:21:48 AM PDT by llevrok (Joe Biden is the Fredo Corleone of the Obama crime family.)
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To: zeestephen

One word..... Darwin...


85 posted on 06/11/2013 11:22:57 AM PDT by BFM (CLINTON is and always will be a rapist. Never forget!)
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To: Noumenon

I have to agree.


86 posted on 06/11/2013 11:26:51 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: riri

Seriously, it is un-flipping believable to watch.

I don’t get it, either. Many of my fellow men, I expect to be stupid. I thought women, or more of them, had higher morals and class. Guess I was a little slow on the uptake.


87 posted on 06/11/2013 11:27:11 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

What is that?????


88 posted on 06/11/2013 11:30:57 AM PDT by caww
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To: zeestephen

Was that written correctly? Was she “naked with a fanny pack” or “naked packin fanny”?


89 posted on 06/11/2013 11:31:10 AM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: Bryanw92

During my time at Domino’s, I delivered to several naked people. It was always at a motel, and it was always someone you didn’t want to see that way.


90 posted on 06/11/2013 11:32:18 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Semper Fi Drummer Rigby)
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To: 1rudeboy
So . . . the “naked girl in the woods” stuff you might see on a porn website is really true?

YOUTUBE has an uplifting experience.

91 posted on 06/11/2013 11:33:16 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: caww

The biggest ass crack on a bike you’ll ever see!


92 posted on 06/11/2013 11:34:24 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: latina4dubya

Not fair. I was drinking Coke when I read that.


93 posted on 06/11/2013 11:35:30 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: zeestephen

Probably hiding behind a bush.


94 posted on 06/11/2013 11:38:48 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

ewwwwwwwww-wwwwww pretty much says it....to do that the guy surely has some serious mental issues.


95 posted on 06/11/2013 11:39:15 AM PDT by caww
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To: Cyman

So... Just from reading the title...

If she’s missing, how do they know she’s naked?


96 posted on 06/11/2013 11:39:28 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Adder

There was an article earlier talking about a goat attacking a woman with a powerful butt.


97 posted on 06/11/2013 11:40:21 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: zeestephen
Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest

Figure the wildlife didn't have to unwrap its food.

98 posted on 06/11/2013 11:40:38 AM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: zeestephen

Subotai: Food... FOOD! I have not eaten for days.
Conan: And who says you will?
Subotai: Give me food, so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die, not in hunger, but in combat!
Conan: Who are you?
Subotai: [jumps to his feet] I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian... the great order of Kerlait!
Conan: So what are you doing here?
Subotai: [holds up chains] Dinner for wolves.
[Conan laughs, Subotai laughs]

This is wolf country unfortunately. Was driving home late last night and saw one cross the road. Hope she is okay.


99 posted on 06/11/2013 11:42:51 AM PDT by smaug6 (We can't afford to be innocent!! Stand up and face the enemy.)
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To: Lazamataz

No reply from you and no ping in 100 replies.


100 posted on 06/11/2013 11:45:45 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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