[chris37]

Sounds like she might like perfume for her poop too, assuming that it needs it.

[svcw]

‘red toilet paper’ Where do even buy that?
The other stuff is just fracking weirder still.

[faithhopecharity]

I’ll leave the “balls to suck on” for other, wiser (or more experienced) commentators...

but pray tell, why does she need, or even want, “red toilet paper!?”

(and what does that do to the environment?)

Is “red toilet paper” a roll with pictures of a certain CasaBlanca Occupant on each sheet, or?

[informavoracious]

Red toilet paper doesn’t sound eco-friendly.

[Darren McCarty]

Reminds me about David Lee Roth and no brown M&Ms. DLR had a point with that. He wanted to make sure the contract was read and followed properly.

[humblegunner]

"hand-carved ice balls to suck on,

Chocolate Salty Balls

[Paleo Conservative]

I had never heard of titanium straws before.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/BliE3DgxouE?

[Da Coyote]

She should also order some talent pills.

Music lessons would be nice, too.

[left that other site]

Beyonce is getting bad advice on clothing, costume, lip-synching, repertoire, dance moves, and attitude. She is also getting old and the Powers That Be may be setting her up to do something REALLY stupid in order to be replaced with a fresh new model.

Remember Whitney and Michael. Both of them had MUCH more talent than Beyonce, but it did not save them from the machine. Both met with an untimely and sad ending, mostly their own fault, but the end was preceded by an ever increasing acceleration of public gaffes, crazy moves, and ridicule. Then, after they died, the PTB exploited their deaths with lavish funerals and histrionics.

Watch out, Beyonce! (This is just an opinion based upon observation.)

[Liberty Valance]

Who knew?

[dfwgator]

What about no brown M&Ms?

[Jyotishi]

Maybe she suffers from bleeding hemorrhoids and doesn’t want to see blood on white toilet paper.

[JoeProBono]

[Chode]

and how would the stooopid cow know if the straws were titanium??? feh

[Cyber Liberty]

Eh, Streisand needed rose petals in the water to sh*t through, so really anything else is piking. So Beyonce wants titanium straws? Heck, I had titanium hips installed, so she’s just drinking through my a$$.

Let her. She’s mine now.

[AppyPappy]

These are usually ignored by promoters. For instance, colleges won’t provide alcohol

[ought-six]

Maybe I’m old, or I don’t listen to music stations on the radio (except for the Oldies), but I do not know who this Beyonde person is. I remember, though, a disc jockey named Dick Biondi.

[ClearBlueSky]

Pretty girl- until she opens her mouth. Then she is ghetto-and her choice in men is too. Can’t sing worth a damn, but if she’s half naked most men don’t care.

[Revolting cat!]

Perez Hilton called them "wackadoo,"

Perez had better concern hisself with his sister Paris.

[Revolting cat!]

It does come in colors!