Oh no, you deserve severe pain for reminding me of this song:Melanie (Brand new key).
I can’t think of a worse one although there are more from that era.
Great personal story about Melanie’s “Brand New Key.” Back in 83 a half dozen of us went to a bar near Wrigley Field after a Cub game. The bar had an old jukebox and my friend Tim went to check it out. He called me over and pointed to Brand New Key. We laughed as weo couldn’t believe it was on a jukebox. Then I asked him how many quarters he had and he replied “Enough.” So we set Brand New Key to play EIGHT times, and told the rest of the gang it was time to go.
We never went back to that bar.