Well, if he/it ends up marrying the admissions dean, he will be a Calliope Wong-Shaver.
He should sell tickets: "Hey, Smith girls, ride the Calliope!"
42 posted on 03/21/2013 9:09:45 AM PDT by Albion Wilde
(Liberalism: knowing you're better than everyone else because of your humility. -- Daniel Greenfield)