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Posted on 03/01/2013 4:41:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen; All
President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and sees them... “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”
The guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?”
Cheney looks at Bush and says:
“See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.”
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posted on
03/01/2013 11:30:09 AM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: SMARTY
MO look like a pig at a trough.
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posted on
03/01/2013 12:03:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
To: Monkey Face
Michelle Obama is the epitome of "CLASS"
The only thing missing is the "CL"
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posted on
03/01/2013 12:39:19 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: sunny48; RummyChick
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posted on
03/01/2013 12:47:59 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/01/2013 12:59:57 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JRios1968
Meanwhile, at the Taco Bell "cattle" ranch.
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posted on
03/01/2013 1:03:47 PM PST
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: JRios1968
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posted on
03/01/2013 8:59:21 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: llevrok
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posted on
03/03/2013 12:46:32 PM PST
by
freedomson
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To: BenLurkin
That was pretty funny. Is it from the wedding reception fight I heard about a few weeks back?
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posted on
03/04/2013 8:29:04 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: sunny48
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posted on
03/04/2013 10:15:16 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen; andyssister; clinkclink; Roscoe Karns
Great job! I was looking for Roscoe’s fingerprints on this one.
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