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ungh...

[Billthedrill]

I see that I posted to the wrong copy of this important thread. That was about lighting a fart with a .45. Don't do it is what I recommend, at least not unless you're using tracers.

The problem is that people don't take this sort of thing seriously enough. What does it say about our culture when young men are faced with the choice of wearing a purple tutu at the State of the Union speech, a Castro Street S&M Fair, or the U.S. Army?

And furthermore, what about the aliens?

I don't actually know myself, but that question seems to stop conversation long enough to beat a hasty retreat.