He’s a Fink. His father was a Fink as was his father. All Finks.
Even if auto-correct insists they were Figis.
Great-great-great-great grandaddy too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Fink
“Fink himself proclaimed on every possible occasion that he could ‘out-run, out-hop, out-jump, throw-down, drag out, and lick any man in the country.’”
‘Course, Anderson Cooper claims the same thing, at least the part about dragging and licking.