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To: Gefn

I’m guessing that in order to match the DNA, owners have had to first supply the Association some of their doggy’s doo doo up front.

Ya know... I can just about see how indeed - some HOA or condo board presidents can get so anal (pun intended) about dog poop as to run around doing DNA analyses.


11 posted on 01/23/2013 2:43:28 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Ya know... I can just about see how indeed - some HOA or condo board presidents can get so anal (pun intended) about dog poop as to run around doing DNA analyses.

They aren't as bad as people who let their dogs crap in someone else's yard or where people walk.

15 posted on 01/23/2013 2:49:25 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I’m guessing that in order to match the DNA, owners have had to first supply the Association some of their doggy’s doo doo up front.

I have about 5 pounds per week that I am willing to sell and ship to whoever needs some dog poo that can be submitted to your HOA as "your dog's poo."

As part of our agreement, I will promise never to let my dog defecate in your neighborhood.

$5.00/pile + a nominal fee of $45.00 for shipping, handling, and hermetically sealed packaging.

Credit cards accepted.

33 posted on 01/23/2013 3:14:07 PM PST by tpmintx (Gun free zones are hunting preserves for unarmed people.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

My guess is that some enterprising head-shop will begin selling synthetic dog poo to turn in as your initial sample.


35 posted on 01/23/2013 3:21:29 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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