To: Gefn
I’m guessing that in order to match the DNA, owners have had to first supply the Association some of their doggy’s doo doo up front.
Ya know... I can just about see how indeed - some HOA or condo board presidents can get so anal (pun intended) about dog poop as to run around doing DNA analyses.
11 posted on
01/23/2013 2:43:28 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
Ya know... I can just about see how indeed - some HOA or condo board presidents can get so anal (pun intended) about dog poop as to run around doing DNA analyses. They aren't as bad as people who let their dogs crap in someone else's yard or where people walk.
15 posted on
01/23/2013 2:49:25 PM PST by
Moonman62
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To: Responsibility2nd
Im guessing that in order to match the DNA, owners have had to first supply the Association some of their doggys doo doo up front. I have about 5 pounds per week that I am willing to sell and ship to whoever needs some dog poo that can be submitted to your HOA as "your dog's poo."
As part of our agreement, I will promise never to let my dog defecate in your neighborhood.
$5.00/pile + a nominal fee of $45.00 for shipping, handling, and hermetically sealed packaging.
Credit cards accepted.
33 posted on
01/23/2013 3:14:07 PM PST by
tpmintx
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To: Responsibility2nd
My guess is that some enterprising head-shop will begin selling synthetic dog poo to turn in as your initial sample.
35 posted on
01/23/2013 3:21:29 PM PST by
Clay Moore
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