[ArGee]

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”

The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”

“No, I drove here.”

[ArGee]

As a public service for those trying to decide if they have the flu or just a bad cold:

Q: How do you know if you have the Swine Flu?
A1: A small curly tail starts growing at the top of your tailbone!
A2: You start to apply mud instead of suntan lotion
A3: When you out in public you start to snuff for truffles
A4: After your fever breaks you start to smell like bacon!
A5. You emit short snorts between sentences

[llevrok]

I went to the doctor as I was not feeling well.
After he examined me, he said I had the flu.
“Doc, I know it's something worse. I want a second opinion!”, I said.
“A second opinion?”, he said. “OK. You're ugly too!!”

[llevrok]

I went into the doctor for a physical. He asked if I had any thing “going on”.
“Well, now that you ask, yes. When I touch my arm with my right hand, it hurts. Then when I touch my chest with my right hand, it hurts, Even when I scratch my nose with my right hand, it hurts. What should I do?”
“Simple”, said the doc. “Use your left hand!”