[Boiler Plate]

“In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.”

[paul51]

don’t let the door hit you in the ass, loser

[OrioleFan]

A good reason to not change gun laws.

[haroldeveryman]

“then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.”

Oh my gosh! He’s going to hold his breath!

[sarasmom]

I don’t worry about officially deporting Piers.

I do wish he would leave.
As I understand it, the UK doesn’t really want him back, so perhaps he can go elsewhere, perhaps Iran, Russia or Mexico, where he could really use put his brave “talent” to good use.

[Post Toasties]

To Piers Morgan: Don’t wait. Emigrate. Piers probably has his kids enrolled in one of those private schools with armed guards patrolling the premises - he should be ignored, as always.

[vette6387]

“You don’t have to worry about deporting me.”

Yeah, the problem is that the Brits don’t want him back.

[gakrak]

We never worried about it in the first place. You sir are irrelevant.

[ataDude]

Bye, bye! Do it NOW!