Oh, that tragic house fire...
All that ammunition started cooking off. The firemen couldn't get close enough to fight the blaze. Total loss.
Tragic, I tell you, tragic... (sniffle)
“Oh, that tragic house fire...”
That’s what happens when you don’t lose them off your boat into the water.
Well I hate to disappoint all of you as I have no sad story to add about how I loss my guns, BUT I have a GLAD story of what happened to my guns. I followed the example of that stalwart Citizen the champion of Truth and Justice, yes I am talking about our own AG Eric H. Holder Jr. and donated mine to Mexican Relief! It warmed my heart to know that my weapons are now in the hands of the Mexican Cartels who need them so much! I only wish I had more so that I could donate them to Holders downtrodden people! Who are in such disparate need especially in the inner cities!
I urge you all to think of making your own tax deductible donations! Well I think they are tax deductible?? May be you should call the IRS first....or ATF??? ;-)