My son was at the parking lot of walmart. A man walked up to him and handed him a card. It said something to the effect of, “I’m deaf and lost my job. Anything will help. God bless you.”
My son handed the guy a dollar.
As the guy was walking away from him, my son said, “Oh, hey! You dropped your wallet.”
The guy turned around and said, “Where?”
My son grinned at him and said, “Gotcha! Now gimme back my dollar.”
The guy sheepishly grinned, said, “Fair enough,” and returned the dollar.
I went to The King of Burgers one time, with an ultra liberal co worker. Guy comes around to each table, puts a card on each “Please help me, I am deaf and mute, a dollar is all I ask”. Then he circled back, and collected the cards, and contributions. Naturally Lib gives a buck, and chastises me for being heartless. On the way out of the parking lot, I slowly pulled up behind the ‘deaf guy’ and blasted my horn. He nearly jumped out of his socks, and cussed at us. “Better heartless, than brainless”, I remarked. Lib turned bright red, and it was a silent five minute ride back to work.