Squanto and the Indians were so cool.
Not like William Bradford and those old white guys.
Bradfords pants kept falling down because he wore his belt buckle on his hat.
Normally pants on the ground would be cool but Bradford was just an old white guy.
Happy Thanksgiving!
ROFL!
Hahaha!!
I’d love to see a short fiction story on a time traveler going back to 17th century Puritan culture and explaining the future:
Visitor: “The future: Homosexual marriage is allowed and they adopt children, Women dress provocatively, half of all births are out of wedlock, men and women shack-up instead of getting married, divorce is rampant, immorality is rampant, the church is declining in numbers and people work on Sunday”
Cut to the visitor being burned at the stake.