Posted on 11/16/2012 4:53:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Maybe it posted twice due to the server hamsters learning they will receive no more Twinkies.
Sports chat fades with each passing week, but CHEERLEADER PICS last a lifetime...
And yes that is Cheese Wiz added to a hotdog added to a Twinkie, just in case you didn’t know
Every time someone on Star Trek says, “Fire at Will” I get my hopes up, but they never hit Riker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsmlF9-0C30
You mean he’s phaser resistant?
That’s bad news.
Yuck!
What marketing genius thought we would want to eat a product called “Chease Whiz” anyway? Was it the same guy who thought of “Gray Poop On Mustard?”
Don't work too hard.
Went to go Vacuum a friend’s apt yesterday and while I’m vacuuming for her, she starts up about the election. The next thing you know, I almost run the machine up her drapes and had to shut it down...Just goes to show you that you can’t mix politics and sucking machines — oh wait politics IS a BIG sucking machine!
OMG that good. Thank you for sharing that!
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.” “Oh,” she paused, “grandpa, did God make me too?” “Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.” Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”
A couple were involved in a very bad automobile accident. The wife’s face was horribly scarred. After many months a team of doctors were brought in to assess the situation.
They decided that they could fix her up but it would take a huge amount of skin which could not be taken from the women without leaving more scars and more serious side effects.
Her husband stood up and said, “I have a large backside. You can take the skin from there no one will even notice anyway”.
After a series of operations the wife’s face was even more beautiful than ever.
She was so happy she exclaimed to her husband that she would do anything he wanted for sacrificing himself for her.
“I don’t want anything.”, he answered. “My reward is every time I see your mother kiss your cheek”.
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