[Uncle Miltie]

I’ll sit in my house in an easy chair, with a nice glass of champagne, a cracker and cheese, and a 9mm picking off everyone who enters until I run out of ammo.

That ought to help speed things along.

[Mike Darancette]

I’d find a high place to look down on things, some cheese, a nice plate with some shrimp and bacon things on it, a good seasonal beer and some Brahms and Wagner to listen to. I am determined to die better than the Dinosaurs.

[Daffynition]

Come over....I'm serving Oreos.