So, there were these two terrorists in a bar in Benghazi. One guy, Hasaad, says to the other “Haseed, wasn’t that attack on the embassy last month something, man?
Haseed says, “Aw, yes, my friend, but we have heard the code word from ‘The Won’ and he said it was not Optimal.”
Hasaad: “Well, what does that mean – not Optimal?”
Haseed: “It means we gotta do it again, and we gotta do it bigger and better.”
Hasaad, “Aw, man…just when I was starting to celebrate and relax."
Haseed: “It’s OK, we have some time. We can wait until after the elections when "The Won’ isn’t worried about his campaign and he has fooled the Americans, the Infidels, again. Then we can move Forward.”
Hasaad: “Sometimes this job really sucks. But as long as I’m gonna get my 72 virgins like promised.”
