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vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?
10-18-2012

Posted on 10/18/2012 6:22:23 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?


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"I hope you don't stutter too badly tonight."

1 posted on 10/18/2012 6:22:25 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch
Heads up, Mr. President... I'm going to talk about Larry Sinclair.


2 posted on 10/18/2012 6:24:16 AM PDT by dead (It ain't over until the phone lady sings.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Put on his best Minnesota accent, and ask “Do you mind if I call you Joe?”


3 posted on 10/18/2012 6:24:23 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

They BOTH stuttered and stammered their way through this ordeal, I hate that.


4 posted on 10/18/2012 6:25:21 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: InvisibleChurch

“You’re fired.”


5 posted on 10/18/2012 6:25:42 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome ("Obama": His entire life is Photoshopped.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“You realize that Bob Shieffer is too old to be alive for your socialist take over anyway, so he’s going to try and save his and CBS’ reputation by scorching your ass, dont you?.....”


6 posted on 10/18/2012 6:26:42 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright ("You Might Be a Liberal" (YMBAL) Coming out Sept 1 by C. Edmund Wright)
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To: InvisibleChurch

While he is smiling, shaking his hand, he should lean in, sort of like Obama did to the Russian PM, and say,

“After this election, you’re going to have all of that “flexability” you talked to Medvedev about...because you’re going to be looking for a job, or playing even more golf. I’m going to bury you tonight.”

Obama’s False Narratives
http://www.jeffhead.com/falsenarrative.htm

An American Lament in 2012
http://www.jeffhead.com/lament.htm


7 posted on 10/18/2012 6:28:51 AM PDT by Jeff Head ( Freedom is not free, never has been, never will be (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Some Clearasil would clean that right up.”


8 posted on 10/18/2012 6:30:26 AM PDT by Blogatron (VOTE ANGRY!!!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Your fly is open, and the little commander in chief is looking to come out and play


9 posted on 10/18/2012 6:30:51 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
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To: InvisibleChurch
"I must break you."


10 posted on 10/18/2012 6:31:35 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama: "If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Good news: I hear apartment prices are getting more reasonable in Chicago.”


11 posted on 10/18/2012 6:32:21 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“If you and Michelle need any help with packing, my boys would be glad to lend a hand...”


12 posted on 10/18/2012 6:33:21 AM PDT by ken5050 (Another reason to vote for Mitt: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will perform at the WH Christmas party)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I like it when you say "When I WAS President"!


13 posted on 10/18/2012 6:34:25 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: InvisibleChurch
“Hope you brought your Vaseline...you're going to need it.”
14 posted on 10/18/2012 6:35:15 AM PDT by RavenATB
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To: InvisibleChurch

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”


15 posted on 10/18/2012 6:36:44 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Mohammed liked to shag pigs, when he wasn’t raping little girls.”


16 posted on 10/18/2012 6:37:23 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: InvisibleChurch

what Mr. T said to rocky balboa before the fight..

Dead meat...


17 posted on 10/18/2012 6:38:15 AM PDT by joe fonebone (The clueless... they walk among us, and they vote...)
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To: All

“I understand you’ve purchased a home in Hawaii...Congratulations!!!
It will be a nice change of climate for your family this January....”


18 posted on 10/18/2012 6:39:33 AM PDT by Boonie
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To: Boonie

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!


19 posted on 10/18/2012 6:45:02 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: Boonie

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!


20 posted on 10/18/2012 6:45:23 AM PDT by princess leah
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To: RoosterRedux

“I hope you brought your cut man tonight ‘cause you’re gonna need him when I’m done with you, p*ssy boy”


21 posted on 10/18/2012 6:45:32 AM PDT by technically right
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Crowley acted stupidly.”


22 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:15 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya!


23 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:33 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: txrefugee

“I’m going to appoint Chairman Issa as my Attorney General. See you and Holder in court, sucka.”


Something along those lines will be fine.


24 posted on 10/18/2012 6:46:59 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
vanity - what should Romney say to Obama before the last debate?


“I'll be seeing you again at noon on Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013 for my swearing in and on Monday, Jan. 21, 2013 for the public ceremonies. Take care. “

25 posted on 10/18/2012 6:47:54 AM PDT by deport
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To: txrefugee; workerbee

Hard to decide which has best, you or workerbee.


26 posted on 10/18/2012 6:51:06 AM PDT by X-spurt (It is truly time for ON YOUR FEET or on your knees)
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To: InvisibleChurch

If you win I’ll pop for a pulled pork sandwich.


27 posted on 10/18/2012 6:54:12 AM PDT by Rappini (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Um....good...um, uh....luck...!”


28 posted on 10/18/2012 6:56:03 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I know you can not answer for the last four years ,jobs,the economny,massive spending, Fast & Furrious, and Libya..so, feel free to interupt and lie frequently..in order to make up for your grossly ineffective term in office.
The moderators, I am sure, will help you out if you get into a jam,too.
Not to mention the media will declare you the winner. Even if you stare at your podium and drool all eventing.
Good luck punk.


29 posted on 10/18/2012 6:57:16 AM PDT by Leep (Forward! to serfdom)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“When you start to speak, do you inhale or exhale?”


30 posted on 10/18/2012 6:58:11 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
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To: X-spurt

I was thinking the same thing...maybe he could work one of those into the debate and use one of them beforehand? LOL


31 posted on 10/18/2012 6:58:39 AM PDT by Hoosier Catholic Momma (How long till my Arkansas drawl fades into the twang of southeast Ohio?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

In his best WWE Undertaker voice, “I will bury you.”, and then chokeslam him!


32 posted on 10/18/2012 7:07:07 AM PDT by getarope (I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Romney has greater class than I do, because I’d say something like “Dude, do you know you have a booger hanging out of your nose?”


33 posted on 10/18/2012 7:07:52 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Hey, whitey.”


34 posted on 10/18/2012 7:09:11 AM PDT by bgill (Evil doers are in every corner of our government. Have we passed the time of no return?)
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To: princess leah

Didn’t have time to shave those nose hairs, huh? Better keep your head down so the cameras don’t pick them up!
_____________________________

LOL! Posted mine before I read yours - great minds think alike.


35 posted on 10/18/2012 7:09:56 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: KittenClaws

“the candidates always greet each other before the start . what should R say to O to throw him off his game?”

“Internal polling says I am up 15 points in Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan. Hope you have enough cash to get you through the next 2 weeks.”


36 posted on 10/18/2012 7:17:20 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: InvisibleChurch

I don’t know about what he should say to obumbles, but his very first comment of the night, no matter the question, should be:
“Before I begin, I would like to set the record straight on one thing. Mr. President, I did what you asked and ‘read the transcript’ of your Rose Garden comments after the Libya attacks of 9/11, and despite what you and Ms. Crowley claimed during the last debate you NEVER called the attacks an Act of Terror.”


37 posted on 10/18/2012 7:20:06 AM PDT by commish (After Four Years of Obama, America needs a little R & R.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Barack you ignorant slut!”


38 posted on 10/18/2012 7:21:41 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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I'm reminded of the time Larry Bird took part in the three-point shooting contest as part of the NBA All-Star Game hoopla. Having won the previous year, Bird entered the locker room to change into his Celtic uniform and announced to his competition. "Okay, which of you is finishing second this year?"

Bird them proceeded to repeat his title.

39 posted on 10/18/2012 7:45:39 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Say Mr. President, what’s black and white and Red all over?”


40 posted on 10/18/2012 7:57:45 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“I guess you know that wearing a headphone tonight is against the rules.”


41 posted on 10/18/2012 7:59:25 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: InvisibleChurch; All

“Dying your hair gray doesn’t make you smarter, older, or more competent”


42 posted on 10/18/2012 8:00:43 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Don’t steal the silverware.


43 posted on 10/18/2012 8:01:36 AM PDT by chopperman
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To: dead

I was going to go with “Reggie Love made a tape.”


44 posted on 10/18/2012 8:01:59 AM PDT by RightOnTheBorder
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To: InvisibleChurch

“No, you can’t borrow my pickup truck this January.”


45 posted on 10/18/2012 8:03:23 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Kenya hear me now?”


46 posted on 10/18/2012 8:06:24 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Sucks to be you.


47 posted on 10/18/2012 9:02:47 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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Mr. President: Libya will be the least of your worries tonight.


48 posted on 10/18/2012 9:06:22 AM PDT by chriscraft
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To: InvisibleChurch

The Aristocrats!


49 posted on 10/18/2012 9:06:39 AM PDT by discostu (Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
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"I'm sorry this is our last debate because I REALLY love kicking your ass on national TV."

"Tell Michelle to get in all the corners if you guys want your cleaning deposit back."

"I don't know about you, but I always like to get things over with, so feel free to use tonight's closing remarks time to make your concession speech."
50 posted on 10/18/2012 10:03:37 AM PDT by GLDNGUN
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