He has dark moods and terrible table manners.
We must be related! The family reunion next year is at Toadsuck, Arkansas. Uncle Zeke is giving a prize to whoever shows up with the most different colored parts on their car. I figure my Gremlin is a sure winner. We’ve invited Paul Krugman to come and speak. He’s real smart don’t you know. He won a Heisman Trophy or something for knowing that eight bits makes a dollar. We’re gonna put him in a barrel with a love sick polecat. He’ll either come out stinky or smiling. I’m betting he’ll be smiling. Cousin Tater says hi.
Does he eat with his hands...like a caveman??