To: ConservativeStatement
Out loud: "Yes, mmm-hmmm, oh I agree, yes..."
Through clenched teeth: "Who is this f*king gook bastard, and why is he talking to me? Where's Huma?"
5 posted on
07/11/2012 9:26:06 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Old Sarge
She looks like an old Flo from the Progressive ads.
To: Old Sarge
Do I really look like Miley Cyrus? That is so nice of you. Now, where are the dogs that Obama requested.
22 posted on
07/11/2012 9:43:09 AM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(ABO 2012)
To: Old Sarge
"Why, YES! Your testicles are in my lock-box, too. Right on the mantle."
25 posted on
07/11/2012 9:50:57 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Old Sarge
“In our country we have saying....one with left bent need more polident”
36 posted on
07/11/2012 11:25:44 AM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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