Posted on 06/26/2012 12:11:10 PM PDT by fteuph
LOL! So true. The best a human can hope for is to be "tolerated". You have opposable thumbs and can open a can or change litter, so you are permitted to stay.
My co-worker was off work last week because her son’s ‘sweet’ pit bull bit a hole through her nose. Just sayin....
Someone is overlooking the pink elephant and fairies in the middle of the room. STDs victimize and kill and cost. Then there is mental illness and drug abuse.
This guy is a PhD, not an MD so who is he to talk about health risks associated with owning a kitteh. I tried to go to Medscape, the place this was published and since I refuse to join, I can’t see this loon’s CV to see what his PhD is in.
One more thing, everything he says about kittehs also applies to dogs.
He says, “Let me add that none of this applies to dogs. I own a dog.” Wrong, there’s dog’s dander, people are allergic to dogs and when the dogs leaves as he said (about cats) they (dogs) also leave behind dander or dog allergens in the rug.
Either this guy is a loon or this is satire.
Locally we are the only source for fresh eggs and what I charge is actually what the restaurants and a resort have offered to pay so they can count on the eggs. The way I use to do it was to sell them for like $4 a dozen and it was first come first served. This way is better.
Cheaper than Dirt is where we got our last order of .308
Let me guess; she put her face in the dog’s face.
No, she hugged it..... it also gave her a black eye...puffy cheek.... She still loves the dog, but forbids her 8 month old grandchild from being around it.....
If you want to get the lefties screeching, suggest that women stop using the pill, as the hormones are getting into the water (they cannot be totally removed in waste treatment plants), & they are the likely cause of frog deformities we’ve seen recently.
Sarcasm. Look it up.
In other words, she signaled aggressive/dominant behavior to her dog. One can conclude that her dog doesn’t view her as alpha of the pack and viewed her aggressive/dominant behavior as unwanted and “in need of correction”.
A dog is not a human; your friend erred by supposing her dog would interpret the hug the same way she did.
This is EXCELLENT because satire is supposed to have a certain amount of reality.
Unfortunately, if one substitutes “tobacco smokers and chewers” for “cat owners” you will have the EXACT sentiments expressed by anti-smokers in real life, including right here on Free Republic.
Then we should just kill ALL dogs and make you finally, truly happy.
[don’t you have a life?]
Nope.
Dog’s skull was too small and it squeezed his brain tumor until he went berserk and attacked for no apparent reason, as usual.
[this is the thing that says *you* have no life but stalks cat threads posting anti-dog crap 24/7. it is to laugh]
But seriously...do you think anybody’s going to admit they did something stupid when the only other witness can’t testify on its own behalf?
To a dog, it's aggression/dominance mounting behavior.
Possibly the most difficult thing for any dog to ‘learn’ is the bizarre human behavior of “hugging”.
In their world, it's a prelude to an attack by another dog.
It's a great credit to a dog's great intellect that they can learn to tolerate our freakishly alien/inappropriate body language yet we have a hard time learning theirs.
Ooops.
Ignore my post.
You already said it.
LOL
Back to the dungeons. Kittehs mocking......
:-)
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